So it's been seven months and two days since I started this blog and blogged the first blog I've ever blogged. BLOGGING! One reason it's been so long is because I haven't had much to say*. No real reason for this blog but to type things in an attempt to be funny, so there's really no motivation to write anything especially when I can simply spend my time doing much more meaningless things**. So I've had a lot of time on my hands and I've been contemplating the meaning of life (like people do) and have decided that some of my thoughts on the subject may be different from others' thoughts and stuff. I've decided to split up these thoughts into comprehensible categories (mainly because if I didn't I would just ramble for a long time and accomplish nothing)****.
So... Part 1: Everyday Life
I'm generally a happy person, at least that's my public appearance. People see this and it worries them. "The real world" is a terrible place filled with stupid people doing stupidly frustrating things to other more infuriatingly frustrating and stupid people. I understand this point of view, I just tend not to dwell on it. The world sucks. Yes. But you know what would suck more? A zombie apocalypse. (This all ties in, trust me)
You: "But Joe, you have yet to make this sound like a bad thing..."
Me: "Quiet, you impatient little zombie loving person*****."
So now that we all understand the horror of being bad ass Rick Grimes we can get back to my philosophy. What do these two entities have in common? Well tomorrow could be the beginning of the zombie apocalypse and I want to be a person who, if you already know me or you are just meeting me for the first time, you'd want to keep around. In this philosophy the real question you must ask yourself daily is:
If you go through a day where the answer to that question is "extra minutes" you're living the wrong life. Now I have met people who I feel fit into that category. For those people, please read this blog. For tomorrow you may just be "extra minutes"."If I were someone else, would I use me for protection and additional people for my post-apocalyptic gang, or would I off me for a couple extra minutes of get away time?"
*mainly due to the completely uneventful life I lead.
**like stuff and things***
***paying off student loans...
****I'll probably be doing that anyways.
***** I'm not real good at being mean. Besides, you really didn't say those words, I made you read them. I can't blame you for not giving me time to explain myself. I feel awful. I wish I could take it all back...